She heard the tell-tale sounds of his bed thumping in the next apartment. After standing outside his door for a few minutes, she decided to just barge in. And there it was — the first erection she’d seen in a long, long time. He was horrified but gradually came to be amused. She silently let her clothes fall off and then took a seat on his bed.
“It’s really wonderful,” she said quietly. “Thick, too. I don’t if I’ve ever seen a thicker one. But it’s been such a long time.”
“Go ahead,” he said. “Play with it.”